A drawer in the virtual world, a graphic designer in "real life." In other words, being in the wrong place at the wrong time all the time.
Mom:: Why aren't you at school?
Me:: I had trouble sleeping yesterday, and I woke up late, so I decided that I would play their attendance game, the-it's-better-if-you-don't-come-than-to-come-in-late game.
Mom:: Oh, it's fine... It's your senior year, you're not missing on a lot.
Me:: Also, if I break the system, no one ends up getting hurt; the system is already broken. School is sad and tragic.
Mom:: Have some breakfast.
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