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Thoughts on LeRoy Neiman Badly Organized into a Loud and Accidentally Beautiful Composition:
so many things about this artist and this particular painting of Sylvester Stallone as Rocky 
are hilarious and evocative to me
it’s a viscous level of camp and slop and schmaltz
all handled with the subtlety of a crocodile eating a fig newton
well if ever there was a time to paint with your mustache
a hero shot of Rocky is that time
I enjoy it though
In some phase of my life 
i could outright dismiss this sensation as my ape mind squealing
similar to the joy of sneezing, nose picking, or other actions involving other holes… (i.e. cue tip, buttocks, etc)
also i know it’s smarter here to site cy twombly if i’m after the paint as caveman barbarian tribal feces flinging primal ooze crescendo thing
because at least that limbic thrashing had subtlety and design and scale
or go british and pretend to hate george baselitz through my teeth
or if i really need some clarity to my figures and representation then how about mention a real psychological wizard of the schmear like chaim soutine
or i could raise a drunken boner to DeKooning and apologize to all the ladies out there
sorry ladies
but that’s old sauce- the most ‘badass painters’ alive today are mostly women anyhow. RIP Lucien :’ ( 
Rossen Crow, Dana Schutz, Natalie Frank, Jenny Saville, Trudy Benson… send me more i love this stuff wow
i don’t think any of them would paint Venus Williams scorching a backhand down the line tho
but yo
if education stops you from enjoying your drooling happy baby mind
or confines your interests to medium/gender specific reactionism or rejectionism 
you’re getting dumber
IMO
Feel like i’d read more art criticism if it was bad like this
who is the LeRoy Neiman of contemp art critics?
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nic-rad:

Thoughts on LeRoy Neiman Badly Organized into a Loud and Accidentally Beautiful Composition:

so many things about this artist and this particular painting of Sylvester Stallone as Rocky 

are hilarious and evocative to me

it’s a viscous level of camp and slop and schmaltz

all handled with the subtlety of a crocodile eating a fig newton

well if ever there was a time to paint with your mustache

a hero shot of Rocky is that time

I enjoy it though

In some phase of my life 

i could outright dismiss this sensation as my ape mind squealing

similar to the joy of sneezing, nose picking, or other actions involving other holes… (i.e. cue tip, buttocks, etc)

also i know it’s smarter here to site cy twombly if i’m after the paint as caveman barbarian tribal feces flinging primal ooze crescendo thing

because at least that limbic thrashing had subtlety and design and scale

or go british and pretend to hate george baselitz through my teeth

or if i really need some clarity to my figures and representation then how about mention a real psychological wizard of the schmear like chaim soutine

or i could raise a drunken boner to DeKooning and apologize to all the ladies out there

sorry ladies

but that’s old sauce- the most ‘badass painters’ alive today are mostly women anyhow. RIP Lucien :’ ( 

Rossen Crow, Dana SchutzNatalie Frank, Jenny Saville, Trudy Benson… send me more i love this stuff wow

i don’t think any of them would paint Venus Williams scorching a backhand down the line tho

but yo

if education stops you from enjoying your drooling happy baby mind

or confines your interests to medium/gender specific reactionism or rejectionism 

you’re getting dumber

IMO

Feel like i’d read more art criticism if it was bad like this

who is the LeRoy Neiman of contemp art critics?

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